Now here is the problem, I can waste time and oxygen watching things on my computer. I can watch South Park, Lost, The Office and millions of things sitting on my ass, and pause them to grab a drink. By freeing myself from the chains of TV I have merely been ensnared in the tentacles of the Internet. I am on a computer a lot, all day at work and then home to my trusty, tiny and awesome netbook. The Internet has become my exclusive medium for information and my primary method of communication.
I cannot live without the Internet (oh my god, I'm using it right this second!) much like at one point in my life, I could not live without TV. I need it and if I don't have it I am frantic and agonized over what I am missing and who is waiting for a reply to their email (my mom). Without the Internet I am like a meth addict who drank gallons of Red Bull, I'm intense and will burn down your house if I get the chance. This is not healthy of course, but hey, at least I'm not watching television right?
I don't need a TV, that is why I don't have one and probably never will. Taking a stand against television is like taking a stand against punching babies, it's easy and means nothing. To be clear, I am against TV and punching babies. That baby better not be blocking my Internet though, I have been know to change my mind.
To read a post that discusses this subject and inspired this particular one please visit this really excellent blog here. That post really encapsulates what I am saying here in a much pithier and amusing fashion.
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