*Editor's Note: While perusing some old word documents I find this post. I believe it came from a previous blog I had. It's a little less serious than most of my usual nonsense, enjoy.
Growing up I was an avid He-Man fan and thoroughly enjoyed watching him destroy evil and save the day while battling the maniacal Skeletor. After watching He-Man again after many years and also reading this article here, I have to ask myself this question: Is He-Man gay?
The evidence is very compelling, He-Man is in good shape, well groomed and spends most of his time (when not crushing skulls) petting his large fluffy kitty cat. The amount of phallic symbols in the show being thrust by and at He-Man is almost too numerous to count. Certainly his choice of outfits is suspicious, I mean furry speedos, Ugg boots and tight fitting pink V-neck blouses (and they are blouses, not shirts)? His hair cut is precious as well. And to top it all off his friends are named Fisto and Ram-Man for chrissakes!
So is He-Man gay? It appears the answer is yes. And yet that ultimately changes nothing. Still he remains my hero, and should serve as a role model for children all over the World. He-Man is a figure we all should aspire to be like; he works out, takes care of his pets, and destroys evil. He-Man is not only a power-top, he is also a true American.
Growing up I was an avid He-Man fan and thoroughly enjoyed watching him destroy evil and save the day while battling the maniacal Skeletor. After watching He-Man again after many years and also reading this article here, I have to ask myself this question: Is He-Man gay?
The evidence is very compelling, He-Man is in good shape, well groomed and spends most of his time (when not crushing skulls) petting his large fluffy kitty cat. The amount of phallic symbols in the show being thrust by and at He-Man is almost too numerous to count. Certainly his choice of outfits is suspicious, I mean furry speedos, Ugg boots and tight fitting pink V-neck blouses (and they are blouses, not shirts)? His hair cut is precious as well. And to top it all off his friends are named Fisto and Ram-Man for chrissakes!
So is He-Man gay? It appears the answer is yes. And yet that ultimately changes nothing. Still he remains my hero, and should serve as a role model for children all over the World. He-Man is a figure we all should aspire to be like; he works out, takes care of his pets, and destroys evil. He-Man is not only a power-top, he is also a true American.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi5rbUqB4Zg
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